i looked up a size chart and apparantly uh
apparantly sizes bigger than .9 exist which is,, fucking cursed
There’s a special sharpener for them too which is horrible and they shouldn’t exist
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978)
gandalf got jukes
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Dagger (33 cm: gold, wood - handle reconstructed), Ur 2500 - 2400 BC.[488x1600]
Thanks @staff & @support for doing such a great job eliminating the inappropriate content on this site!!!
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Halberd, Arms and Armor
Gift of William H. Riggs, 1913 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY
Medium: Steel, wood
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weweremadeforeachothersherlock:
smol cloud puff
Fuzzy potado
gray-tailed cotton ball
Flerb.
snowgourd
‘tis but a ploof
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I’m afraid of Americans
This is super real.
Completely accurate.
@pre-successful America exposed.
It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”
If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die
ACCURATE
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worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner
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Naming my first kid “The Ocean” so that I stick my ear up to my wife’s stomach and say that I can hear the ocean
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I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.
It’s called the Millennial Falcon
Rebloggin’ the Millennial Falcon
I will always reblog the Millennial Falcon
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ya boi maxie

omfg that is just too adorable
This is the shit that I wanna see on the internet
I reblog...

thought i’d try something different for day 23 of botfrightfest, it’s a comic featuring everyone’s favourite sexy fishbug,...


here’s a digibash commission for @evochanger, it’s everyone’s favourite hunky stud injector!
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