my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it
i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it
but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell
this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”
i dont know its just
its difficult not to react to that
How have we had as many Assassin’s Creed games as we do, and still not gotten a button to push an assassinated enemy over while he’s teetering on the edge of a rooftop.
YES, AWESOME! More female-led books from Marvel, and it’s Spider-Woman, this’ll be great!
What … no NO NO … MARVEL WHY??? All we’ll get is sameface and porn poses and weird hips!
Well, let me not jump the gun, maybe it won’t be that bad.
Well, I guess I’ve seen worse … wait a second, what’s THAT??
Where are her calves … and why no feet, what IS THIS?
I can’t … you know what, I give up.
during a zombie apocalypse, the snk fandom would just
yall would die in like 2 days from tryna pull some james bond shit and fall to your death from a makeshift grappling hook please
It’s adorable when fandoms act like they can use the same powers as in the show it’s hilarious
Because tactics designed to combat 50’ opponents would work equally as well against normal-sized humans.